Me: I was wondering something. Mosquitos suck your blood, and chemo runs through my blood. Does that mean that any mosquito that bites me will DIE?

Doctor: Well... chemo only stays in your blood for a day. So if you're trying to kill of the mosquito population, you should get a flyswatter.

Me: So I can only kill of mosquitos if I let them bite me the day I get out of the hospital.

Doctor: No, probably not. You'd only lower their white blood cell count.